Friendship

I only wish that I could take credit for this literary masterpiece that I received via email.


Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True friendship. You WON’T see cutesy little smiley faces

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you’re scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don’t want whatever you have…

8. When you fall,
I’ll pick you up
and dust you off–
After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath…
I pledge it to the end.
‘Why?’ you may ask;
— because you are my FRIEND!


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.


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