Elves now on the list of Domestic Terrorists. May not fly on Santa’s Sleigh this year.
Atlanta, GA—Apparently, the economic recession has hit the North Pole and elves are striking for more pay. William Caldwell, 45, dressed as a Christmas Elf at an Atlanta mall and told santa his bags “were dynamite” and was arrested by police. His neighbors say he enjoyed dressing up, including as a pirate. Police are investigating Caldwell and suspect mental health issues, but is being held on charges of making terroristic threats to St. Nick.
The action adds elves to the “No-fly” list and Santa is questionable since it has been reported that he is an elf. His birth certificate is being investigated.