By Joe Guzzardi
Here’s one of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s favorite jokes:
“If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name”?
Another Bloomberg gem:
“The Royal family — what a bunch of misfits — a gay, an architect, that horsey-faced lesbian, and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad.”
“What do I want? I want a B.J. from Jane Fonda. Have you seen Jane Fonda lately? Not bad for fifty.”
Yet one more knee-slapper:
“If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s.”