Mayor Michael Bloomberg: Rude, Crude and Dangerous to the Country.

By Joe Guzzardi

Here’s one of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s favorite jokes:

“If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name”?

Another Bloomberg gem:

“The Royal family — what a bunch of misfits — a gay, an architect, that horsey-faced lesbian, and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad.”


“What do I want? I want a B.J. from Jane Fonda. Have you seen Jane Fonda lately? Not bad for fifty.”

Yet one more knee-slapper:

“If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s.”

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